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*
* @param int $how_many How many paragraphs do you want?
*/
public static function banana($how_many, $return = FALSE) {
'Minions ipsum jeje ti aamoo! Jeje. Wiiiii uuuhhh tulaliloo belloo! Ti aamoo! Jiji ti aamoo! Hana dul sae. Poopayee poulet tikka masala baboiii poulet tikka masala ti aamoo! Tulaliloo aaaaaah la bodaaa butt daa. Baboiii aaaaaah poopayee uuuhhh hana dul sae underweaaar bananaaaa. Jeje poopayee chasy gelatooo jiji jiji daa. Tulaliloo butt me want bananaaa! Bananaaaa daa belloo! Wiiiii wiiiii potatoooo. ',
'Minions ipsum poopayee hahaha jiji chasy poopayee. Daa butt butt baboiii tank yuuu! Hahaha me want bananaaa! Jeje chasy bee do bee do bee do. Aaaaaah wiiiii bappleees uuuhhh tatata bala tu. Chasy bananaaaa bappleees poopayee bee do bee do bee do tulaliloo bappleees. Me want bananaaa! me want bananaaa! Bappleees tulaliloo bananaaaa pepete butt daa butt. Daa underweaaar baboiii chasy baboiii. Jeje jiji wiiiii aaaaaah chasy bananaaaa pepete para tu belloo! Tatata bala tu bee do bee do bee do. Ti aamoo! bee do bee do bee do potatoooo gelatooo aaaaaah ti aamoo! Uuuhhh. ',
'Minions ipsum hana dul sae poopayee tatata bala tu tatata bala tu poopayee. Hahaha la bodaaa wiiiii hana dul sae poopayee wiiiii tatata bala tu ti aamoo! Bappleees po kass la bodaaa. Poopayee baboiii baboiii me want bananaaa! Aaaaaah. Para tu gelatooo gelatooo wiiiii bappleees me want bananaaa! Poulet tikka masala pepete gelatooo potatoooo potatoooo. Tulaliloo pepete uuuhhh para tu gelatooo me want bananaaa! Tulaliloo. ',
'Minions ipsum tatata bala tu potatoooo underweaaar daa uuuhhh underweaaar gelatooo uuuhhh. Belloo! potatoooo aaaaaah pepete poopayee. Tank yuuu! pepete uuuhhh baboiii poopayee la bodaaa jeje daa wiiiii poopayee po kass. Tank yuuu! uuuhhh hana dul sae ti aamoo! Ti aamoo! Tulaliloo wiiiii daa. Poulet tikka masala me want bananaaa! Jiji belloo! Underweaaar bappleees potatoooo baboiii poulet tikka masala. Gelatooo la bodaaa daa poopayee. Baboiii belloo! Uuuhhh pepete underweaaar aaaaaah para tu tatata bala tu bappleees. Uuuhhh la bodaaa bappleees poulet tikka masala. Bee do bee do bee do bappleees bee do bee do bee do butt bee do bee do bee do hahaha tulaliloo. ',
'Minions ipsum butt baboiii aaaaaah chasy tatata bala tu bee do bee do bee do chasy gelatooo tulaliloo. Hahaha jiji bee do bee do bee do pepete hahaha la bodaaa gelatooo butt hahaha. Butt tank yuuu! Poulet tikka masala tank yuuu! Me want bananaaa! Gelatooo jeje la bodaaa uuuhhh butt daa poulet tikka masala po kass baboiii wiiiii. La bodaaa hana dul sae aaaaaah chasy wiiiii hahaha tatata bala tu pepete uuuhhh chasy jeje. Tulaliloo me want bananaaa! Jiji la bodaaa bappleees me want bananaaa! Gelatooo pepete. Butt tatata bala tu jiji poulet tikka masala hahaha potatoooo bappleees bee do bee do bee do. Poulet tikka masala para tu bappleees tulaliloo gelatooo bananaaaa poopayee. Me want bananaaa! uuuhhh bananaaaa jeje belloo! ',
'Minions ipsum aaaaaah daa bee do bee do bee do uuuhhh chasy tulaliloo ti aamoo! Butt poopayee uuuhhh. Wiiiii uuuhhh po kass bee do bee do bee do la bodaaa pepete uuuhhh daa la bodaaa jiji la bodaaa. Bappleees ti aamoo! Hana dul sae po kass. Belloo! para tu potatoooo para tu jiji bappleees aaaaaah tatata bala tu hahaha hahaha para tu. Poopayee pepete hahaha me want bananaaa! Aaaaaah poulet tikka masala hahaha pepete para tu potatoooo po kass bappleees. Tank yuuu! tatata bala tu belloo! Pepete tatata bala tu. Pepete jeje ti aamoo! Belloo! Hahaha uuuhhh tank yuuu! Me want bananaaa! Tatata bala tu poulet tikka masala daa. ',
'<i class="fa fa-music"></i> Mocha, fa les duo ma laki, boji. <br/>Mocha, fa ta qii ba dada, boda. <br/>Mocha, Linguini Banaki, Loto lato leh boo hey la…. <br/>mia mia mia mia mia <br/> La bada gei A luo, “Tu pue de ba”, <br/>La bata gei A luo. “Tu pue de ba”, <br/>fa la quelè mi duo, fa la tou le loka, kappa boyé le paprika. <br/> La bata gei A luo. “Tu pue de ba”, <br/>La bata gei A luo. “Tu pue de ba”, <br/>linda lou le bono, li les Carbonara, le ji chie le calita. <i class="fa fa-music"></i>'
);
$text = '<link href="//maxcdn.bootstrapcdn.com/font-awesome/4.2.0/css/font-awesome.min.css" rel="stylesheet">';
for ($i = 0; $i < $how_many; $i++) {
$text .= '<p style="margin-bottom:10px;">';
$text .= '<br/>';
$text .= '</p>';
}
if ($return) {
return $text;
} else {
echo $text;
}
}
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